Some days start off bad.

We all have days that go horribly, awfully, make-ya-wanna-have-a-drink-before-8 kinda mornings. You know its gonna be a rough day when

• Cohen pees in the bed because his diaper has come undone.
• He cries and screams because crying hurts.
• You realize that cough resulting from the scream sounds bad.
• And that you have a headache from the screaming.
• The baby wakes up and is pissed.
• She has also peed in her bed.
• While putting the cup of water to warm in the microwave, you knock it over.
• You go to fix a "tup" and there is no milk.
• You head upstairs to find TWO quiet babies.
• Forcing Cohen to drink water only further annoys him because he can see it's not milk.
• Both kids refuse to hold their own cup/bottle.
• This results in you contorting your boobs and arms to hold and prop up said cup/bottle.

And all before 7 am. Fantastic.